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A salty ass man who is mad a woman is empowered that her pus pops severely. This woman is 9 times out of ten too good for this type of gentleman. He might as well go fuck himself because she’s never fucking him again or maybe never. This woman has too much class, money, happiness, and time to deal with this type of guy. These types of men hate themselves, their mothers were whores, or their friends got into his head now he’s a single piece of shit with a mediocre bitch as his WCW.
Example:
Guy: These hoes ain’t loyal. Most of these bitches will fuck your cousin and the whole crew.
Other guy: well I kinda like hoes but at the same time if she a hoe she has to be bad so I can forgive her hoe shit.
Sturdy Other guy: well I love Black queens they do no harm in my eyes they went through a lot during American history whose going to protect them if we woman basher them like this.
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To do your womanly duties and perform oral sex on your man...
I am tired and had a long day of work. But, it has been a while since I satisfied my guy. I'm going to woman up and blow my guy tonight. He deserves it!
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someone who's rarely shaven stubble vaginal passage can hold up to 4+ fingers and be content. Tends to have a face slightly resembling a cromagnon with slightly protruding eyebrows. It stands at about 5' 10" and is broad shouldered. This creature has hair that is long and matted from overuse, and an upper lip with a thick layer of blonde hair that the creature pretends doesn't exist.
Bob said, "Wow i can't believe that Bailey Smith said my hand wasn't enough so I had to use my head!" Jeff replied in disgust, "WOW! What a Dog Woman! There should be a warning on those things!"
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Term used to describe the ultimate, and perfect act of female kindness to a man with morning blue balls.
The woman is often asleep or barely waking when the man stands beside the bed with her head turned towards him, his waist at her face, and alternates between masterbating and force feeding his cock to the female, leading to an eventual ejaculation into her mouth as she quickly finishes him, swallows and turns to go back to bed, allowing you to go back to bed (or to work etc.)
This morning she gave me a perfect woman
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A lesbians large vagina. The possessor used to be straight, but because so many men dumped her over the size of her box, she is now a lesbian. She is still completely unaware of how large her vagina is, how it has ended her relationships, how it has made her hate men, & doesn't know she is placing the blame in the wrong place. It also never occurred to her that the reason some men kept trying to screw her asshole was that it was so much tighter.
See relation to Man Cave
Bill: "Why was that chick on the other side of the bar freaking on you?"
Ron: "I went out with her 6 months ago & dumped her because she had a huge pussy, & wouldn't let me bang her ass. She was trying to tell me she's better off with a chick licking her woman cave."
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Refers to the 3 B's that a man looks for in a woman in the order of preference -
First B - Boobs
Second B - Booty (ass)
Third B - Body
Look she's got two milky boobs,one shaky booty and a curvy body
She's a perfect package with all the 3B's in a woman. YO !!!
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Underbred woman describes a woman speaking rudely in the public. New Zealander is famous for its rudeness. It has the savage Maori, rough White man, and the underbred woman. I suppose there were too many Australian criminals immigrants to New Zealand in the early years.
A statistics show the major reason an underbred White woman marries to a Brown man is herself is low class. If you’re a White woman in New Zealand you’re usually less educated than your Black husband.
"Hey, underbred woman stop talking dirty words"
"Shut up you fucking piece of shit" the woman shouted
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