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when a friend convinces you to do more drugs instead of sleeping and you end up trapped in a zombie-like state.
i thought i needed to sleep until deaner zombie-trapped me with some boomers and i wrecked my car.
A child whose parents let him spend all of his waking hours on a phone or mobile device as life passes him by.
We never hear from Johnny at the family reunion because he's off in the corner being a screen zombie.
A car driver that sits behind a slow vehicle (usually a lorry or tractor) and makes no attempt to overtake, usually sitting too close to the vehicle in front to even see around, sat there like an unthinking Zombie.
Usually either old, female, short or just dumb.
Look at that idiot making no attempt to overtake that lorry, driving too close to even see around the vehicle to make use of an overtaking opportunity what a dumbf*ck zombie driver!
The kind of poop that comes out slowly in intervals throughout the day, brought on by lack of sleep and possibly over-caffeination.
Usually requires multiple wipes.
"Dude, where've you been? You've hardly been in your cubicle all morning."
"Only got an hour of sleep last night and the coffees still aren't kicking in. Got me a bad case of zombie poop."
A public toilet that someone has left completely shrouded in toilet paper
I went into the men’s room this afternoon and the back stall contained a zombie bowl. There was so much paper draped around the thing, I was afraid whatever lay beneath might re-animate if disturbed.
A pickle. As in the food, not the situation or what makes you happy when your boy comes around.
I just got a jar of cucumber zombies.
over grown yard; weeds
No matter how many times you mow, zombie grass just keeps coming back like a nightmare.
That old house is surrounded by zombie grass. Good luck getting it mowed.
We lost our ball in the zombie grass.