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When you stick an almondjoy in your partner’s asshole and fuck it until it melts, then nut in it and siphon it out with a hershey’s squirt bottle (creating ganassche) and use it to glaze a chocolate cake.
“Yesterday was my whore sister Cindy’s birthday, so I fucked her ass with an almondjoy and made sure she got her little german chocolate hole.”
When a guy is getting head in a hot tube and he hold the other persons head under water then farts on them.
I was in the hot tube when my girl was giving me head. I held her head and farted, the gas bubble came up and hit her in the face so hard she came up out of the water to smell it and was based. I told her she had just been German submarined!
When you put a wooden stick down a man's urethra and eat the corn from his ass while holding the stick.
Walter was hungry so I gave him a german corn dog.
The natural ability all Germans have to be able to accurately make things level by eyeballing it.
I hung that picture using the German laser level and it's perfectly straight.
A version of Mario who sings about sex, mortal combat, and gay men.
german guy: did you see do the mario where i come from?
gamer guy: no, german mario talks to much about sex, mortal kombat, and gay men.
German Tree Frog - When someone, without invitation or warning, jumps on your back, thinking it’s all fun and games, pretending to be your friend, meanwhile disposing feces on your back (Typically solid; see also dropping a South Dakota Speckled Beef Log).
Party cancelled due to sanitary concerns. Some stupid kid pulled a German tree frog on his little sister in the ball pit.