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refined crack cocaine to make me buy the goddamn astrojack skin instead of the travis scott skin, i hate myself and i will end my own life, as i do not own the fortnite travis scott skin. my friends have abondoned me, my girlfriend left me, my parents have disowned me and i have learnt that there is no god here other than the guy that made that one song that i only know about because of the fucking live event
2020
Alex: yooo this astrojack skin is fire, lets cop. travis scott is so mid how did they fuck that up that badly?
2023
Alex: i spent 30 fucking dollars on this shitass skin goddamnit i hate you epic games why did you make the astrojack the main part of the fortnite travis scott live event?
the most generic human being on this planet. probaby the worst character ever to be excepted on the real world. famous for the phrase " Ive been workin in a gym since i was 14" which might be all he said his entire season. if you watch the show you may find him gazing into the camera at various times. also serves as an embarrassment to the state of new hampshire.
hey you know scott from real world brooklynn? that guy is so generic.
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No one actually knows what it is. But it's only legal in Guam. It requires 3 buckets of sorbet, and some pringles in a car with a woman. If you get caught doing this you're blown. Literally! You're getting blown and you get sent to federal prison.
Carsick Flamingo=Badass
Bro 1: "Why are you in prison again?"
Bro 2: "I'm too embarrassed to explain. I was doing the Carsick Flamingo (aka Scott Levengard) with my girl on the side (don't tell my gf!)"
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Scott-ward, is the love of my life. I love everything about him. I've loved him for years and I plan to be here when he's ready. He's my best friend and I'm forever grateful for him. Idk if he'll ever see this but if you do, I love you. You're the best thing that's ever happened to me and I miss you so much.
I really love Scott-ward🖤🖤 so much.
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Scott's Law:
By Scott Hurst
On the internet and TV at least, there is a strong inverse correlation between religious fervor and honesty.
When someone lies to convince you of his/her beliefs you could say: I call Scott's Law
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A phrase used to describe the state of the penis.
When an uncircumcised penis head rolls out of the foreskin.
Derived from the explorer, Robert Falcon Scott who ventured to Antarctica in 1912.
Ryan: Aw red alert mate
Josh: What?
Ryan: Captain Scott has left his sleeping bag
@Scottthewoz May 31, 2020
Look up the definition for "new Scott The Woz episode on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash" I dare you and I swear to god if this tweet isn't next to it I will totally understand I literally just typed all of this right now, Merriam Webster isn't a god
Net Meister: Hey Dudes and dudettes have you seen the New scott the woz video on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash ?
Dudes and dudettes: Yeah man it was pretty radical