When a woman is on her knees giving you fellatio and you thrust so hard that you make her nose bleed while your pubes go into her nostrils.
Bro, I finally gave my girlfriend a bloody Harry.
A term of irony used to describe an equally ironic joke/event.
Bystander: “my mother was brutally raped last night”
Charlie C: “Bloody Brilliant”
A bloody donkey is when your fucking from behind while the girl your fucking is on her period, and after she turns around and kicks you in the bloody dick.
Don’t try the bloody donkey, shit don’t feel good after.
Not being afraid to get their hands bloody for there lover/lovers.
“I’m a bloody romance sort of person.”
Staunching anal bleeding by salad tossing
after my partner has a rough shit, I administer first aid by giving a Bloody Mary rim job
When a girl is on her menstral cycle; She puts her fingers on her vagina and puts it in her mouth. After she then sucks the male's penis.
Tina the Llama took out her tampon and after gave Guillermo a bloody bj.
A hat made out of witch's skin with an asshole inside of it and is super cursed. Whoever wears ends up with bad luck.
It's a bloody stupid hat with a bloody stupid curse on it, and every time he wears it something bloody stupid terrible happens. I've tried throwing it away, but every time I do, it ends up crawling back, literally!