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Farts can be and should be used as weapons. after sitting on a creamy brew for some time, one will impress or scare his/her buddies by grasping both thighs and spreading them like that of a praying mantis' arms, the fart will then explode out the anus causing a smooth or chunky stream of awesome for all to taste.
chris: no!
JP: yes:)
Jermain: time for a farting mantis!
Onikka: ew thats odd but great!
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The smallest fart you can do, which usually results in a small click noise and a repugnant odour.
"What was that, then?!"
"Chill, it was only a click-fart"
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A bumblebee fart is a loud fart that sounds like a bumblebee flying really close to your ear on a Spring day. Everyone knows that sound when they hear it but they can't quite place it. They just know it was a really odd sounding fart.
Jackie cocked her leg up and cracked a bumblebee fart right in Jimbob's face. No one could believe it.
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It's when you cuff your hand and then you fart in it, and then you put your cuffed hand in someone's face
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The only kind of fart that is visible to the naked eye, usually spotted in the bath tub, swimming pool, or other body of water. If done in a steaming hot bath tub, the smell is intensified.
Mom, Jimmy just laid an Aqua Fart in the bath tub!
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When a person is sexaully aroused by the sound and smell of a fart especially in the opposite gender.
"I have a fart fetish. Can you fart on me??"
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When you place a cupped hand over your asshole & fart in it, then place cupped hand over an unsuspecting persons face.
Mike will report me to HR if I give him another Cup-A-Fart.
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