A Wizzle Panda that loves to hibernate in a nice bed of bamboo but is always ready to partake in a good J.
Mike: Hobo Panda Bear, can I come over and play Wii with you?
HPB: Come back in 6 months, I'm hibernating.
Your have just finished hot yoga with a full face of make up, then proceed to give your sexual partner a rim job whilst they sit on your face
A bloke comes in and rubs his butt cheeks on your eyes "greasy panda"
Cracking good young music producer
DJ SMOOTH PANDA is a cracking good young DJ
When you eat at panda express and after 1-2 hours you feel awful, tired, and regretful that you ate there.
Yo I'd love to play basketball later but I just had lunch and got the worst case of panda downs.
How you feel the morning after a long night where you drank too much. Every movement feels like the slow motion action scenes from the Kung Fu Panda movies.
Jo: Dang man you look rough!
Owen: Yes bro, I am Hung Fu Panda right now!
Utterly lawless, pretty jewy, all about the apple juice banter and often hailing from Lagos. Enjoys Cats, Jackets and a smattering of Whisky. But mainly apple juice. And banter.
Shit did you see that guy? He is so lawless, he reminded me of Vanilla Panda.