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can be a cunt, but the king of rolling.
i love jacob, he makes me happy in my pants.
Jack: oh hey jacob rowland from stockton who has a green ford fiesta, you ok?
Jake: why yes i am, i am just rolling.
jack: TWOS!!!!
Jake: hey lets go to the park but not actually go cuz we are cool.
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The more sophisticated “Ur mom gay”. Used to destroy anyone giving you shit.
Alex: “Yeah! Well! Ur mom gay!”
Me: “Your non-binary parental guardian has a fursuit fetish.”
Alex: *Literally fucking explodes”
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A bizarre warning message displayed before some YouTube videos if the system thinks the video you are about to watch contains highly sensitive material. Videos containing hate speech usually get this. On the creator's side, this can be a nightmare as the video can get demonetized. Likes, comments, and suggested videos are also removed too.
My new video was doing well until it got flagged and now displays a warning that the following content has been identified by the YouTube community as inappropriate or offensive to some audiences. I didn't include any of that content.
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I Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to compensation. My pants
Someone who's name would be better if it was emma.
example #1
person #1 Hey whats your name
person #2 Kendall
person#1 Too bad if your name was Emma I would be friends with you
expanple #2
person #1 Hey your cute I would date you blonde head dropdead gurl.
person #2 thanks you hot monster. my name is Kendall.
person #1 Oh...... This is awkward. I would only date you if your name was Emma Bye
Person #2 :(
example #3
person #1 My name is ......
person #1 "Kendall - Somebody who has blonde hair which would be better if it was red"
person #2 You would look much better with red hair and would be hotter if your name was Emma
person #1 :(
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Who I will settle for if I cannot get to any of you.
If it isn't you it will be Anyone who knows your name or has seen your face.
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A reply to a thread on 4chan's /v/ board about the Wii game The Conduit. Due to it's complete and utter lack of coherence, and therefore high comedic potential, /v/irgins jumped on it and began to spread it across the rest of 4chan and Youtube. Extensive research has ended with this meaning (from knowyourmeme.com):
Original:
“Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Rephrased:
“Has anyone really decided as to even go that far in wanting to do to look more like so?”
Deciphered:
“Has any video game company really taken such measure to make a game so realistic?"
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