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The day the baddest and the realist bitch was born. Celebrated as a bad bitch or real bitch holiday to some.
“Isn’t today your birthday?” “Yes it is! Thank you! It’s and May 1st a bad bitch was born”
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When a girl/boy is in a relationship with a man/woman whom is atleast 15 years older than they are.
Delores and Humbert where in a May/December relationship; she was 18, he was 45.
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Me: hey sis wanna go to the movies?
Sis: um this isn’t normal
Me: it’s May 15 national be nice to ur siblings
Sis: oh okay in that case yes!
May 11th is the day when your friend, who is named something stupid like Joe, makes you do something stupid. And afterwards you're surprised that you are even alive.
Joe and Quan almost died because Joe wanted to go swimming in the middle of a tornado.
May 11th = Joe is a Dumbass
This day is national Grumio day. You have to bring your biggest spoon wherever you go to show your support to Grumio/
Omg its May 5 time to get my spoon.
tanja's day and everyone should worship her on that day n all hot milfs should slide into her dms on that day
what date is today?
-may 5th
OHH IT'S TANJA'S DAY!!!