asshole airing

1. The act of a peeved attorney venting about how another attorney is an asshole, douchebag, motherfucker, son-of-a-bitch, or all of the above. Typically an overprivileged Ivy Leaguer whose parents paid for their 160K+ law school expenses when they couldn't decide what to do with their overpriced and overrated poli. sci. major. Most of the time, said attorney him/herself is also an asshole, douchebag, motherfucker, or a son-of-a-bitch, but does not realize it. Said attorney is often the butt of many jokes and is frequently blocked from Facebook profiles.

2. Any enraged individual venting about something shitty that happened to them, but in an overly prudish, high-nosed manner. Typically an overprivileged, whiny little bitch with no respect for humanity.

1. Most of these lawyers take an editorial stance that is nothing more than an asshole airing.

2. Steve felt he was justified in chewing out the "ethnic" concierge at the Hyatt when he found a wrinkle in his J. Crew navy blazer and his BR khakis sent for dry cleaning. Little does he know that both items are fugly and exude douchebaggery. Steve stunk up the entire lobby that day when he aired his asshole. Get off your high horse, Steve, and stop mooching off your parents!

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air boner

A definitely non-musical use for a trumpet or bassoon. Someone affixes a condom to the bell of a trumpet or bassoon, blows into the instrument, and the condom either stands erect or, if the instrument is blown harder, expands like a balloon!

I just made an air boner with my bassoon and everybody laughed!

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air biscuit

When somebody is standing by you and farts and walks away.

Okay, when you turn your test in don't leave me any air biscuits by my desk.

"oh gee thanks for leaving me that airbiscuit." huh? i didnt bring you any biscuits..??

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air biscut

A special case of ninja-ass-gas - stealthy if you will - in which the gynacologist/unlucky bastard giving a woman an "inspection" gets farted on while up close and personal.

1) While getting a routine checkup.. Danae handed out free air biscuts to poor Dr.Rumple.
2) The Docter ran out of the room shouting.. FUCKING AIR BISCUT!! I THINK SHE SHIT IN MY EYE

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backside air

To break wind, let go of brown air, etc.

-Oops, sorry, I just made an backside air. Keep moving.
-Jesus man! What did you eat yesterday?!

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Air Taxed

When someone leaves something of great value on an airplane after a plane ride.

Example 1:
Susan: "Did you hear what happened to Richie?"
Mark: "No what happened?"
Susan: "The moron left his iPod touch 32 Gigs on the airplane and didnt realize it till he got home."
Mark: "Damn sounds like he got Air Taxed."

Example 2:
Susan: "Fuck!!!!!!!"
Mark: "Whats wrong?"
Susan: "I forgot my iPad and my Droid on the airplane!"
Mark: "Damn! super Air Taxed right there!"

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air whore

Someone who will do anything to get on the air. i.e., broadcast radio.

Jason is just an air whore will do anything to get time on the show!

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