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air boner

A definitely non-musical use for a trumpet or bassoon. Someone affixes a condom to the bell of a trumpet or bassoon, blows into the instrument, and the condom either stands erect or, if the instrument is blown harder, expands like a balloon!

I just made an air boner with my bassoon and everybody laughed!

by pentozali October 10, 2010


air biscuit

When somebody is standing by you and farts and walks away.

Okay, when you turn your test in don't leave me any air biscuits by my desk.

"oh gee thanks for leaving me that airbiscuit." huh? i didnt bring you any biscuits..??

by bagelbailey June 06, 2009


air biscut

A special case of ninja-ass-gas - stealthy if you will - in which the gynacologist/unlucky bastard giving a woman an "inspection" gets farted on while up close and personal.

1) While getting a routine checkup.. Danae handed out free air biscuts to poor Dr.Rumple.
2) The Docter ran out of the room shouting.. FUCKING AIR BISCUT!! I THINK SHE SHIT IN MY EYE

by Twatatious Jill July 29, 2006


shooting the air

Just like shooting the shit or shooting the breeze. Hanging out with the boys, talking about life, drinking some beers. Doing nothing.

Yeah me and Tyler were just shooting the air, hanging in his backyard and all of a sudden he got abducted by aliens.

by Lowbatterylife39 April 24, 2021


air bangs

Colloquialism for "fireworks" created by Campers while emailing tim at work last Monday.

Also has secondary meaning (created later that evening) as a description of having sex while jumping up and down, also known as "air banging"

"WOW! i went with matt nad tim to let off some awesome air bangs the other day, they were really fun!"

"Dude! i got 7 air bangs last night and now my legs are killing me!"

by Graham Stubbings Esq. November 09, 2006


air whore

Someone who will do anything to get on the air. i.e., broadcast radio.

Jason is just an air whore will do anything to get time on the show!

by Soporific1 July 23, 2008


Air Taxed

When someone leaves something of great value on an airplane after a plane ride.

Example 1:
Susan: "Did you hear what happened to Richie?"
Mark: "No what happened?"
Susan: "The moron left his iPod touch 32 Gigs on the airplane and didnt realize it till he got home."
Mark: "Damn sounds like he got Air Taxed."

Example 2:
Susan: "Fuck!!!!!!!"
Mark: "Whats wrong?"
Susan: "I forgot my iPad and my Droid on the airplane!"
Mark: "Damn! super Air Taxed right there!"

by Wanterito March 02, 2011