The Corsair in Battlefield Vietnam.
It moves slow, shoots slow, bombs slow, looks slow, and is in general slow. It also has the amazing ability to stall with its coffee can of a jet engine.
Look at that idiot flying in the crap air, I could parachute on him and land mine.
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A definitely non-musical use for a trumpet or bassoon. Someone affixes a condom to the bell of a trumpet or bassoon, blows into the instrument, and the condom either stands erect or, if the instrument is blown harder, expands like a balloon!
I just made an air boner with my bassoon and everybody laughed!
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When somebody is standing by you and farts and walks away.
Okay, when you turn your test in don't leave me any air biscuits by my desk.
"oh gee thanks for leaving me that airbiscuit." huh? i didnt bring you any biscuits..??
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A special case of ninja-ass-gas - stealthy if you will - in which the gynacologist/unlucky bastard giving a woman an "inspection" gets farted on while up close and personal.
1) While getting a routine checkup.. Danae handed out free air biscuts to poor Dr.Rumple.
2) The Docter ran out of the room shouting.. FUCKING AIR BISCUT!! I THINK SHE SHIT IN MY EYE
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Just like shooting the shit or shooting the breeze. Hanging out with the boys, talking about life, drinking some beers. Doing nothing.
Yeah me and Tyler were just shooting the air, hanging in his backyard and all of a sudden he got abducted by aliens.
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To break wind, let go of brown air, etc.
-Oops, sorry, I just made an backside air. Keep moving.
-Jesus man! What did you eat yesterday?!
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When someone leaves something of great value on an airplane after a plane ride.
Example 1:
Susan: "Did you hear what happened to Richie?"
Mark: "No what happened?"
Susan: "The moron left his iPod touch 32 Gigs on the airplane and didnt realize it till he got home."
Mark: "Damn sounds like he got Air Taxed."
Example 2:
Susan: "Fuck!!!!!!!"
Mark: "Whats wrong?"
Susan: "I forgot my iPad and my Droid on the airplane!"
Mark: "Damn! super Air Taxed right there!"
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