When you just had Mexican night last night, and the next morning you gotta take a shit in a cold outhouse for whatever reason, causing a cold, spicy shit fiesta.
“Dude how was your camping trip?”
“It was ok, but the shitty part was Wednesday morning, I had to go through an Alaskan firehole.”
“Ohhhhh that sucks”
When you mix up your real talcum powder bottle with the one youbkeep your cocaine in and accidentally powder your undercarriage with it.
Man that Alaskan Wakeup Call woke me up.
A sexual act in which a man ejaculates into a condom and ties it of at the end. The man then puts the condom in the woman's mouth for her to chew on.
Person one: Did you use a condom?
Person two: Yea bro, I gave her an Alaskan gusher
(N) the act of shitting a huge turd, freezing it, and using it as a dildo.
Hey babe is the Alaskan torpedo frozen
When your girlfriend puts a fireball candy into her mouth, then gives you a blowjob.
Damn that bitch give me an Alaskan firebird, my dick hasen' t stopped burning
When a colostomy bag is frozen and shoved into the anus
I gave her an Alaskan Creamsicle last night
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The act of having diarrhea on your girls pussy while she is on her period then sticking your Shlong in it then peeing in it from the inside
Oh babe im so horny can you give me an Alaskan Lasagna