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When you have to take such a massive shit, it tips your sphincter.
Ohhhh!!! I just got done with lunch at this burrito place, and now I feel an anal nuke coming on!!!
Steven: Did you hear about Randy last night? I heard he dropped the soap and got anally violated
When you try to poop out the whole turd, but your butthole clenches up against your will and cuts the beautiful monster that could have been in half.
I ate the entire 24 OZ porterhouse and was looking forward to the magnificent Godzilla turd that would follow, but halfway through its birth I got an anal blink and cut it in half.
The state being were in one's head is lodged so far up one's own anal cavity that one becomes able to see the future.
I've never a manger with such incredibly homes powers of anal precognition. He must have really had to work hard to get his head that far up his own ass!
Similar to vomit dry reaching, but from your arse when you've got diarrhoea.
When you've shat so much, that there's nothing left... But the contractions of diarrhoea keep going regardless.....that's moment of dry reaching from your rectum is an Anal Heave.
The act of inserting a pipe in someones anus, then proceeding to blow into the pipe.
"Ron, your mom was into some kinky shit, she wanted me to anal sparge her!"