I would turn you in

I would report you to the police.

If you kill someone, I would turn you in !

I can change you

When a straight male think he's hot enough to make a lesbian straight (he's not)

Straight male: You're lesbian?
Lesbian: yeah
Straight male: I can change you
Lesbian: no, but I can punch you in the middle of your ugly face

i would rock you

playing a game and to have sexual intercourse after. Non stop and very violently.

we should play checkers. i would rock you.

I really like you

What a guy says when trying to convince a girl to sleep with him

I'm not so sure about this
Yeah, but I really like you

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Yes. I will marry you.

Used as a comment reply on facebook (or other social media) as a response to a severely female-oriented action by a male.

Statements or facebook statuses that require this comment are generally made by males seeking the attention and approval of females. They believe this will increase their MRP (Marital Relationship Potential). This type of behaviour is known to work among certain female crowds but the cost is alienation from the genuine male community.

Man craving attention: Look at this picture of my baby cousin, he is soooo cute. I miss him soo much, he likes me sooo much xxx

Girls: Aww he's sooo cute. Looks exactly like you xx

Real man: Yes. I will marry you.

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i don't deserve you

When someone is being too gentle,good to yourself

I made you waffles
Oh brad,i don't deserve you

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I will let you know

Something people say when they actually infact never let you know.

Whether its an event, something for sale, or any overall expectation. “I will let you know.” Its almost like a curse, its a clear “No”, with a skin of false hope.

James: “I will let you know when its available, Mark.”

*10 years later*

Mark: “What ever happened to it, James?”

James: “Bro, I told you I will let you know. Be patient.”

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