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The literal love of my life. The most caring human to walk the planet. Not only is he sweet but he has a nice sense of humor that has made me feel better on so many occasions. My life has gotten so much happier because of Cole and I could never live life without him. He is everything you would want in a person from cuteness, smarts, and being an athlete. He is a wonderful person to be friends with but if you find a Cole like Cole Anthony Christian snatch him up because he will be the greatest thing to enter your life. Cole is an easy person to talk to about your problems or anything you feel you can’t keep in. Cole has been such a good influence on my life and I’m so happy that I now have him. I hope I never have a day without Cole Anthony Christian in my life. I love you Cole. :) <3
Cole Anthony Christian is my happiness.
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A hentai loving asian whose legendary for fapping over 72 hours before collapsing from over exertion
Have you heard about Homer Anthony Strickland the third? He's a legend in a league of his own.
A holiday celebrated on May 16th, especially from 9:00 to 10:00 pm on May 16th. This day will always be remembered to honor Anthony Mazur and the fact that he is such a people's person (and also really hot).
"Wow, can you believe it's national Anthony Mazur day tomorrow?" "Yeah! He's such a people's person!"
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A man with a lot of potential and will reach that potential. He is always caring and thinking of others. He is a wonderful boyfriend even though he does have his moments. He is special in every sense of the word. He tends to hide his thoughts and feelings from others but if he does let you in, you feel like you have the world. He is amazing at EVERYTHING he does. He has an awesome body (army strong). He's the type of guy to take care of you when your sick and cheer you up when you're feeling down. He has the best sense of humor and is fluent in sarcasm. He's the guy you would bring home to mom and dad. The type of guy that you can look past all his flaws and see what a beautiful person he is, inside and out. He is the type of guy you want to monopolize and make him your whole world.
person 1: hey that guy is absolutely gorgeous!
person 2: who? you mean that Michael Anthony Wayne Frigeri guy?
person 1: who is that?
person 2: He's the most amazing person in this universe. DUH!
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Chloroform, usually used on small children
My baby wouldn't stop crying last night so I used the Casey Anthony Sleep Aid, it's still asleep!
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THE SCHOOL SO FUCKING SMALL THEN THE CHERS INSIDE LIKE IDK WHAT DEN ESPECIALLY THE DM HER EYES SO FUCKING BIG THEN SCOLD PPL FOR NO REASON LMAO DONT EVER GO THAT SCH U WILL LITERALLY REGRET UR WHOLE LIFE HAVING TO STUDY IN A SMALL PLACE WITH WEIRD ASS TEACHERS. but some teachers r rlly nice la but rarely u will get them
Ben: Aye St Anthony Primary School looks like a nice sch
Jack: Pls u die also dont go that sch
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2,600 Long Island kids fill the hallways of this elite Long Island Catholic high school each day. 75 passing grade makes us awesome. Typical student is upper middle class, white, from the North Shore of Long Island or some upscale town like Dix Hills or Brookville. Girls can be seen at 8am sporting their Northface, Uggs, Burberry scarf, and a coffee. Vineyard Vines clothing and Sperrys are popular. St. Anthony's students are 25 percent brains, 25 percent class, 25 percent looks, and 25 percent beast, which basically means that they're 100 percent awesome. 99 percent of St. Anthony's kids go off to the best colleges to make a shitload of money one day in the future while out of the other 1 percent, .9 go to the best military academies and .1 percent mooch off mommy and daddy and roll around in solid gold 24K bathtubs bathing themselves in Benjamins. When Christmastime rolls around, Saint Anthony's seniors go HAM. Mention Chaminade and someone is bound to say "gay" and vomits. Parents pour money into the school so that it can construct $40 million student centers, chapels filled with antiques, new stadiums, etc. By 2020, St. Anthony's High School will make Dubai look like a shithole at the rate Brother Gary is going.
Becky (Smithtown West HS)- "My parents bought me a 1993 Honda Civic in RED for my birthday and I'm having my Sweet 16 at the park down the road!"
Christina (St. Anthony's)- "Bitch please, my parents got me a 2013 Audi A5 and are renting out the Titanic for my Sweet 16."
Chaminade Student- "Yea, I go to Chaminade. How about you?"
St. Anthony's Student- "HAHAHAHAHA!"
"You go to St. Anthony's? That's like the Harvard of high schools on Long Island. You must be so rich and so smart!"
Vineyard Vines and Lilly Pulitzer don't ever have an issue with finding models because St. Anthony's High School exists.
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