The itchy marmite star that occurs from the little grapes that appear after the arse fisting you gave your girlfriend last night.
Hi Shirl....how are you? Not bad but me arse-mince is driving me mad, look!
One of worst type of person you could encounter , worse than an typical arse hole, worse than a cunt, more spastic than an oncock. Simply worst of the worst
Have a look at oncock, hanging off every cunts cock thinking he'll get some where real fast what a fucking arse hole cunt.
Arse crisp comes the latin term meaning " sore arse".. put simply, you've eaten too much shit food and drank too much. You have the shits to the point the hairs on your arse have cling-on's, giving rise to an "itch or soreness".. like you have a crisp up your arse.. hence.. ass crisp.
jesus man, after last night a have arse crisp!
A bollock up an arse.
A dick that went to far.
Hey arse nut!! Slow down!! You're gonna drive through someone's wall!! CRASHHHH
some one that cures arse pains after anal sex
tom had anal sex so he got his arse pharmacist to lick it better
A male (female version is on her arse) who is very drunk, to the point where they need looking after, and is probably being sick or can’t walk .
He was on his arse, fucked off tequila
Getting your arse rattled is a term for given or taking anal sex