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Canadian battle helmet

The Canadian battle helmet is even more sought after than the Canadian belt buckle. It requires greater overall penis length, and fantastic fortitude.

Whereas the Canadian belt buckle requires simply exposing ones testicles (beautiful ones only), the Canadian battle helmet requires much more. To perform this, a males must takes his penis, wrap it around beneath his testicles and have it then drape over on top of the scrotum. This will now resemble a Trojan war helmet: the penis representing the nose guard, and the testicles the eye holes. To be truly successful, a man must use a “male landing strip” of pubic hair, more commonly known as a “genital Carlton”. I have NOT accomplished this task with the genital Carlton.

He totally showed her the Canadian battle helmet! Didn’t know he shaved like that!

by Shoguy32 July 5, 2021


fiddle battle

To rub your penis between her breast

Dude I had a fiddle battle with her tits the other night

by Fiddleboy69 April 27, 2017


Sharpen the Battle Oar for the Regatta

Code used by closeted gay men to communicate their intent on attending a gay sex orgy;

Sharpen= lubricate

Battle Oar= one's penis

Regatta= public place, usually a highway rest stop or secluded park bench, where homosexual men go to have unprotected sex with multiple anonymous partners

Mike: Hey Dave, what are you up to tonight?

Dave: I'm so stressed. I'm ready to sharpen the battle oar for the regatta. (wink)

Mike: Sounds good. I'll see you there. (gently taps foot)

by Crewman April 30, 2009


Siberian rope battle

The Siberian rope battle is where the female and male share a sex toy from ass to ass creating a rope pulling contest.

Dude she wanted to do the Siberian rope battle with me last night.

by Nothing2018 October 31, 2018


battle ben

hottie sus!

mmm battle ben is looking pretty fine

by Crystallyn0 March 11, 2021


fatfork royal battle

Fatfork royal battle not based off fortnite battle royale jrvfidvdnfv

Hfhgdhdgdhfg fatfork royal battle

by Ur banned dickionary June 2, 2021


Battle Bond

An ability that only Greninja from the Pokémon Sun/Moon demo have. In gen 7 when a Greninja with this ability knocks out a Pokémon it will become Ash-Greninja, this transformation also makes Water Shuriken stronger, raising it to 20 base power and making it guaranteed to hit 3 times. In gen 9 Greninja no longer becomes Ash-Greninja and it will instead raise Greninja's attack, special attack, and speed under the same conditions. Greninja with this ability are also always male, cannot breed, and shiny locked.

Girl: Hey what ability does your Greninja have?
Boy: My Greninja has the ability Battle Bond

by Joe Mama from Houseparty September 20, 2024