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morning beard

When a man wakes up after a hard night of work, sleep or partying, and his facial is messy and untidy.

"Dude, what's going on with your beard? It looks like a Brillo Pad!"
"I come as-is to the CrossFit workout at this early hour."

morning beard, bed head, helmet hair, morning hair, bad hair day, bedhead

by Mad Innovator April 4, 2014

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put the beard on

To clamp your mouth securely over the bearded clam of ones lady friend

Fancy a pint,

No i'm going home to put the beard on

by Clive Pillowfriend August 16, 2007

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ashley beard

A very beautiful person on the inside and out, has a handful of humor in her jeans, and is very athletic and attractive. Boys will come and go like seasons but one day she will find the one. She is a very hard worker and has good grades and big dreams.

Ashley Beard will soon be in The Hall of Fame for her amazing softball skill set.

by Aaliyah Sheptalk December 30, 2017

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Bree Beard

When ones face becomes bald after having a huge beard. But had to get rid of it because the person's girl friend told them to

AAAAAAHHHHH dude look at the bree beard what a nooooooobbbb! He does have a chill girlfriend

by Jamers1129 November 15, 2011

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beard cock

The point at which the cock is so covered by hair you begin fucking with your pubes instead of your cock

I will rupture your anus with my massive beard cock you chubby coon.

by beard cock July 26, 2017

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Santa's beard

after giving a guy a handjob, with his cum on your hand, slap him in the face, and yell SANTAS BEARD!!!

guy- dude my girl Santa's beard me last night, i almost punched her in the throat.

Girlfreind-Hey babe guess what..
Boyfreind-What?
Girlfreind- SANTAS BEARD!!

by dylan dudeacle November 28, 2012

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rat beard

The crook of all the beard styles. Very sparse and patchy, sometimes looks like a dirty shit pirate beard. Usually worn by metal heads or just ratty gnarly fucking dudes.

"Dude you see that guy with rat beard? Yea, the kid looks fucking gnarly!"

by dingletheberry November 2, 2015

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