When a man wakes up after a hard night of work, sleep or partying, and his facial is messy and untidy.
"Dude, what's going on with your beard? It looks like a Brillo Pad!"
"I come as-is to the CrossFit workout at this early hour."
morning beard, bed head, helmet hair, morning hair, bad hair day, bedhead
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To clamp your mouth securely over the bearded clam of ones lady friend
Fancy a pint,
No i'm going home to put the beard on
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A very beautiful person on the inside and out, has a handful of humor in her jeans, and is very athletic and attractive. Boys will come and go like seasons but one day she will find the one. She is a very hard worker and has good grades and big dreams.
Ashley Beard will soon be in The Hall of Fame for her amazing softball skill set.
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When ones face becomes bald after having a huge beard. But had to get rid of it because the person's girl friend told them to
AAAAAAHHHHH dude look at the bree beard what a nooooooobbbb! He does have a chill girlfriend
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The point at which the cock is so covered by hair you begin fucking with your pubes instead of your cock
I will rupture your anus with my massive beard cock you chubby coon.
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after giving a guy a handjob, with his cum on your hand, slap him in the face, and yell SANTAS BEARD!!!
guy- dude my girl Santa's beard me last night, i almost punched her in the throat.
Girlfreind-Hey babe guess what..
Boyfreind-What?
Girlfreind- SANTAS BEARD!!
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The crook of all the beard styles. Very sparse and patchy, sometimes looks like a dirty shit pirate beard. Usually worn by metal heads or just ratty gnarly fucking dudes.
"Dude you see that guy with rat beard? Yea, the kid looks fucking gnarly!"
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