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A day in which basically you are wished happy birthday and don't get spoken to for the rest of the party. You also get to see people you haven't seen in like...12 and a half years sooooo
It's your birthday john, now fuck off I wanna talk to aunt Margaret
A day that you celebrate (happily) coming out of a vagina and into existence.
Guy 1: Hey man, it’s my birthday!
Guy 2: No way! Happy Birthday!
When you come home from a hard day at work and find your girlfriend in the pile driver position with a lit sparkler inserted into her anus. After which you proceed to remove the lot sparkler and perform anal sex whilst holding said sparkler
I came home to a birthday suprise!
This is the WORST birthday ever
“Omg your birthday June 7th?? What a loser!!”
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The National Holiday in which the World celebrates Lina’s birthday
Hey, did you know it’s Lina Lou’s extravaganzas birthday?
Hey Elliott did you here “ When you stop receiving LEGO on your 100th Birthday *OLD YODA*”?
“No Jack I have not heard that one before!”
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The panties you were going to wear for your birthday before you realized that you just really want to fuck and then decide to go commando
*The next day*
"Why do you just have clean underwear laying on the floor?"
"oh those were just my birthday panties."