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Having a cig and a cup of tea for breakfast
‘Ay look, Jonny down the road is up for his council house breakfast already!’
When you wake up and your girl’s period pussy is riding your face and drips blood all in your mouth.
I woke up to the taste of blood in my mouth than I looked up and there my girl was with her cherry breakfast smoothie in my mouth.
full English breakfast (n). A very
untidy vagina that is frankly too
much to face first thing in the morning.
She wanted a quick one this morning, but that was one full English breakfast.
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When you serve yourself breakfast on a girls ass.
I had a european breakfast to add a twist of flavor to my moring shine!
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put a raw egg in a girls pussy and eat it out
hey some hot chick can i give you a puerto rican breakfast and she's like what is that and i said it is were a put a raw egg in your pussy and eat it out.
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Lucky Charms with Baileys used in place of milk.
Stephen Colbert starts every day off right with an Irish Continental Breakfast
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