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Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is the best Zelda game since Ocarina of Time. It won the Game of the Year award in the Game Awards 2017 and 163 other media outlets.
Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is playable on the Nintendo Wii U and the Nintendo Switch.
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The first zelda game for the nintendo switch, it has gotten 10/10's on more than 10 websites, though it does have flaws, much like the ending, it is a universally acclaimed game.
Its open world allows you to defeat the final boss with nothing but a sword, that means no pants or shirt if you so please.
It is considered the greatest zelda game in all of nintendo's history, seconded to only ocarina of time.
It does have a counterpart though, that being Horizon zero - out of ten - dawn, the similarities are that they are both open world games, have bows and robots, but thats where the similarities end.
Hey dude! Wanna play that new The Legend Of Zelda: Breath of the Wild? I heard its awesome!
Pffft, that overhyped trash, its like a downscaled version of horizon zero dawn!
Dude, horizon has no similarities to breath of the wild, plus this one has 10/10's on everything
Says the nintendo fanboy!
get out.
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When one takes such a large dump, one end vanishes down the tube, while the other end is still poking out of the water.
Usually the result of or not dumping for 3 to 4 days.
While spending a three day weekend camping, the outhouse was too repulsive to even go near. When Jay got home, he hadn't dumped in 4 days and it was so big, one end vanished down the tube while the other end was still hanging out of the water. Resulting in his first lost sight still breathing dump of the month.
someone annoying you to complete a task
When you're an hour away from the deadline for that spreadsheet of "value-adding actionable items" and your boss is breathing down your neck
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When you share saliva though sharing a drink, kissing, licking etc. With one of the persons sucking dick earlier passing that dick breath to the other person causing second hand dick breath.
John: Me and my mom used to share drinks together when we were little.
Jace: You know your mom used to suck a lot of dick right? That means you have second hand dick breath.
smells like a breath of fresh air
why is it that the people who bitch about ash tray breath are the people who just ate a bag of doritos?
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Think about it: She's breathing the same oxygen these other niggas are breathing.. Just let that sink in.
Son: All these females keep breaking my heart
Dad: I'm telling you son, if she breathes, she a hoe
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