I fuck on the first date

A joke that implies the person will attempt to have sex on the first date with whom they took on the date.

I told her "I fuck on the first date"

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tagged at first

To get dumped early in a relationship just as it's becoming physical.

I got tagged at first shortly after trying to get a goodnight kiss.

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First Time Sing-Along

The act, usually performed by an elderly person, of singing along to a song despite having only heard it for the first time as it plays.

Grandma: "hmmmm mmm mmmmm..."

Bystander: "Sounds like a first time sing-along to me."

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First girl/boy Syndrome

Going head over heels and doing silly things for a boy/girl you just met because it's your first "real" relationship.

The First girl/boy Syndrome: Sticking with a less than fortunate chick (looks wise) because she's your first sexual partner

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Warowl’s first law of counter strike

The better somebody is at Counter-Strike, the more of an asshole they are.

Person 1: Damn man, I played with the cockiest cs player but he was really good.
Person 2: I see you have stumbled upon the Warowl’s first law of Counter strike.

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at least buy me dinner first

1. the response when somebody fucks you in a non-sexual way

2. the response when an unintentionally sexual activity occurs in a non-sexual setting

1.
*teacher hands back essay with a D-*
"at least buy me dinner first"

*car mechanic gives you a repair estimate*
"at least buy me dinner first"

2.
*tsa agent pats your groin down*
"at least buy me dinner first"

* gastroenterologist begins colonoscopy*
"at least buy me dinner first"

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On first name terms with Mr Tumnus

adj. Descriptive of an uphill gardener who's so far in the closet he's found Narnia, taken out a mortgage there and spends his days fraternising with the local populace.

"I don't care if he was married to the bird off Dawson's Creek, that Tom Cruise is so far in the closet he's on first name terms with Mr Tumnus".

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