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some crazy ass bitch and cluster fuck of a nude booty head
Captain Underpants: TRA LALALALAAAAH
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when you give a girl a donkey punch and then stand on her in a captain morgan pose and cum on her
"so i heard Chris gave her a captain morgan?"
"o yeah he totally did"
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A strong, independent and often beautiful woman.
My crush is a really strong girl, a Captain Marvel.
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when a man loves himself so much that he must have sex with himself by curving his erection into a hook and penetrate himself in the anus.
Dude, I was staring at myself in the mirror and i had no choice but to give myself a captain hook.
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A man who uses big words to intimidate his suspects, but usually doesn't know what they mean.
Sweet Papa: Bro, you should have heard what he said to that girl, he made her cry!
Satez: They call him Zee Captain for nothing!!
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When you are in a Mosh and you can't find your friend
ME: He has black hair and is wearing black
MELLA: That's like everyone here,kimmy
ME: *Slaps Mella*
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Someone, usually a male, who enjoys to have sex with either a lady or man in the anal area of the body.
Ooh, I would love be the ass captain of your anus
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