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Catching Popcorn

The act of catching a droplet of airborne sperm with one’s mouth.

I was masturbating when a gob of sperm flew into my mouth; does catching popcorn mean I am gay?

by Black_History_Month October 29, 2024


catch up soon

Ever bump into a former acquaintance that you haven't seen in a long time, and have no interest nor intention of seeing again, but have to small talk for awhile out of courtesy? They're probably thinking the same. These three words in sequence form the unicorn you sought for in your puddle of vocabulary; this is how you end that conversation.

Sarah is doing her weekly grocery trip at Walmart until she bumped into her manager Abdul from her old job.

Abdul: Oh... hey Sarah, how's it going?
Sarah: Oh... hi Abdul, how's it going? We should, uh, Catch Up Soon™!!

If Abdul is on the same frequency as Sarah, Abdul will recognize it's time to cut the small talk short and bounce and reply:
Great! Catch Up Soon™.

Ideally, they go about their day and never cross paths again.

by KevinNearingThirty February 12, 2023


Catch-45

You support trump because he doesn't call you stupid but by supporting trump everyone else does.

Lot's of catch-45's at the job fair. Always check the social media.

by Gape Kaplan November 24, 2020


ranch catch

When you are jacking off and catch the cum in your mouth.

I just did a ranch catch last night jacking off.

by Sweetbabycakes September 27, 2022


Catch a case

when an older person hits on a younger person

Scott: before you've heard anything, yes I am dating a seventeen year old girl
Wallace: your going to catch a case dude you're 22

by paran0idpark April 9, 2023


Catch me in the streets sissy

Something my sister says because she thinks she’s Americannnn nd she thinks she’s well well cool

told my sister to do something nd she replies with “catch me in the streets sissy

by scooby shnacks August 4, 2019


catching oil

when a white gets cummed on by a black dude

Dude she it catching oil

by Joe dodds March 6, 2009