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When a person with a chode is ready to cum or pee, there can be a block up. It is caused by the extreme width of the urethra, so it can not properly shoot the substances out. This causes a blockage, which leads to spasms, causing shooting pains in one's chode.
Ah, dude, last night my hoe gave me a hand job and i was about to cum and i got chode spasms. It hurt for days.
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one who chugs on chodes; a douchebag, cock sucker, queer, faggot
Man, Dave's the biggest douchebag I know! He's such a chode chuggler.
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Urban legend of a male with short and stocky penis, tends to be found in mostly short african-american males that are hipsters or call themselves pretty-boys hoping people will not find out the truth of their small penis.
Beware whenever you confront a individual like this about their small penis they tend to have their chodes explode in a raging fashion. To avoid this predicament address them by the name Master/Lord Chode
Guy 1-"Hey I think that Griffith kid has a small penis!"
Guy 2" Didnt you know? He is the Master Chode! "
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An insult refering to someone who is short and ugly and perhaps smelly and/or annoying.
Ugh Mikey is such a chode-goblin.
Stop stalking me, you chode-goblin.
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When someone has abnormal thumbs (like me!!).
They are fat at the top and then get skinnier as they progress.
OMG she has chode thumbs!
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A Grundle Chode is when a guy is extremely ugly.
Jersey shore's version is "A MALE Grenade"
Girl 1: I wanted to get it in, but all they had at the club were grundle chode's.
Girl 2: Oh, well you can't always find a gorilla Juice head.
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