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Act or rape commited with a lens cleaning liquid. Considered illegal in some countries.
OH GOD NO! Stop raping me with that lens cleaning liquid! Lens cleaning liquid rape is considered illegal in some countries!
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A simple meaning of cleaining youre face, as made by 3 highschool students in a maths lesson. Say it with a hand gesture like shooing away somebody or something.
Teacher "When i wore make up in school we had to escorted to the bathrooms and made clean it off!"
Students "Clean youre face"
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Clean up on isle five is when you take a squirty dump on your partner's chest and clean it up in a mopping motion with your balls.
Benny Goodman really spilled the beans on Susan last night. Luckily he was feeling guilty enough to perform a clean up on isle five.
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Cleaning one's genitals and anus before sex in order to avoid the Genie of Stankonia.
Hey! Come on out of the shower!
Hold on, I'm cleaning out my closet.
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When you take a cell-phone antenna and overcharge your mouth with it until it blows the top of your noodle clean off your neck-gizzard-hole. Cannot be done with antenna-less cellphones. Science of the surge is undetermined but might draw from plate tectonics.
Maytal: Did you buy that surge protector at Home Depot?
Skeleton-Boy: No, I just finished surging a head clean off though with my antenna. Your head.
Maytal's corpse: Oh. Ow.
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Coming out to the world that your gay.
I'm tired of all this weight on my shoulders. I'm "Cleaning out my closet"
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When you show your man who thinks you are hot him you are not wearing any panties forgetting her "keys and he wants to screw your brains out but he can't do anything at the moment as he is working so he cums in his pants. This is what you call the situation "Clean Up on Isle 12".
After she walked by and lifted her dress up to show him she "forgot" her panties, he requested a napkin as he had to do a clean up on isle 12.
Forgetting ones' "keys" can cause Clean Up on Isle 12 issues in the office.
See defination "keys".
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