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When you drink a coffee at the opportune moment before leaving the house or embarking on a long journey; utilising the laxative powers of the coffee to time the perfect dump in the comfort of a clean, working toilet.
Friend -Aw man, I really need to blow my rear load but someone chundered all over the toilet
Wiser Friend -Duuude, why didn't you smash a tactical coffee dump back at Leroy's place?
Friend -Sheeiiiiiiit
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When your buddy is impatient and doesn't want to "wait his turn" on the salty wench. You share your wench but strictly "no homo" style. Coffee table rule is defined as the rule of "you stay on your side of the coffee table (the coffee table being the females back as she is on all fours) and I'll stay on my side". The females back can also be USED as a table to set your beer or other beverage of choice on, assuming all parties are in sync and things don't get too wild.
"Sheridan, this may take longer than I had expected, you can jump in on the other end but coffee table rules bro."
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telling your employer you have to go to the store for coffee witch is an acceptable excuse, and instead purchasing moutaindew
we are all hyped up on mountaindew thanks to the 'ole coffee-mountaindew switcheroo
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The amount of coordination that most caffeine addicts have before their first cup of coffee.
" Oh man i spilled my breakfast everywhere then tripped over the dog before i got to the coffee pot"
"Yea thats pre-coffee coordination for ya bro"
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Weak crappy coffee that you typically get at gas stations and fast food places.
John: This Coffee Stained Water sucks ass!
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coffee and cake light
a really long Red Light, u can sit there and have coffee and cake at the stop light before it turns green for you to go on your merry way...
coffee and cake light
Person 1: The light at this intersection is mad long...
Person 2: Yeah we can have coffee and cake before it turns green...
Person 3: Run the damn light, it's broke...
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A special type of coffee that claims to have vanilla in it but has no trace of it at all. The process of making it usually includes a man eating a lot of vanilla, then taking a dump in a cup. Afterwards he melts the feces in hot water. This way the beverage gets the coffee look and the vanilla smell from the mans dump. The drink usually entices young girls with the scent of the mans dump.
Dispenser: WARNING: DRINKING COFFEE VANILLE IS HIGHLY DANGEROUS AND CAN KILL YOU.
Young woman: But the smell is so appealing! I must have some!
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