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To troll live feeds on Facebook relentlessly asking questions about the couch for sale.
Jesse was up all night being a couch troll
The guy or girl who tells stories about how badass they think they are or thought they once where while sitting on their ass. Most times on a couch while drinking alcohol.
It's easy to be couch tough with all the sport games on tv this time of year.
This type of Butt is so enormous that when it sits down the butt takes on the characteristics of a couch. When one is looking at it the butt is mistaken for a couch when there is no couch present. Normally it belongs to a whale of large stature.
That 700 bohemian whale has a couch butt. I know I saw her sit down.
when some person slaps another persons couch.
Look at that kid over there i will give him a couch slap. Ow.
When a person and their couch have become a couple after years of a person sleeping on their couch and "sleeping" with their couch.
Don't touch that couch. That's a Fuzzard's couch.
a quote about having fun from emily in 401
me: what are you doing tonight?
emily: a guy from mutual is coming over!
me: oh cool!
emily: if the couch is rockin’, don’t come knockin’!
Thinking about your life decisions, how you got here, saying comebacks you came up with after a fight, and making decisions yet to come all in a couch.
Guy 1: Dude why are you so quiet?
Guy 2: oh, im just life couching.