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What you do during "Netflix and Chill." Having sex on your couch, because you're too lazy to go to the bedroom.
Example: "Who needs to go to the gym to workout? I train by doing couch olympics every night."
When you are in a state that requires you to sleep on the couch it can be for a night a week or months. Couch arrest can happen in a relationship when the other people don't want you in the bed or it can be with roommates who don't have a bed to sleep in and you got to sleep on the couch it can either suck badly or be really cool depending on the situation
A needy, demanding girlfriend.
Are you coming to the concert or are you still dating that chick on the couch?
A form of saying that means you are really mad or really excited.
BRO THIS WIRELESS HEADSET'S SOUND MAKES ME WANT TO JUMP OFF MY COUCH
that one crusty potato chip you found in the couch. you don't know how long it's been there, and it's begun to breed life, but you're pretty fuckin hungry so you decide to eat it.
bad idea.
Person 1: "I just a couch chip"
Person 2: "Oh fuck"
Someone who is never satisfied with the couch they currently have.
Henry: "Dude, my mom keeps buying couches, and then they aren't good enough to her... so we donate them to Salvation Army. But since I'm a guy, I have to move them all. We've had like 5 different couches in the last 2 years!"
Matthew: "Bro.. she a couch collector."
When a democratic society becomes a dictatorship because the people are too lazy to revolt
Our country used to be free but we were so busy playing video games we didn't notice the fascists take over; now we're plagued by couch potatotalitarianism