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Someone who sits around all day, like a couch potato, but has gained so much weight from doing this, that they can't get up without help from others.
Since Karen lost her job, she has turned into a total couch tomato and doesn't even leave the house anymore.
Random person: your a couch tomato.
Other person: your fucking retarded.
The space between two cushions on a couch.
Bro my girl was being a prude the other night so I had to settle for that couch pussy.
Two guys who arent gay but blow eachother while doing a podcast on the couch
Thomas and Pete were two guys and a couch doing a podcast
Bluish discoloration of one eye after being forced to sleep on the couch, after a disagreement
Yo man, did you get in a fight with you woman, looks like you got a bad case of the couch eye
A couch you pay to sit on every time you need to just like a prostitue
My legs hurt can i barrow 20 bucks for the prostitue couch