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A police officer who is very rich and sexy and who is very good at what he does he makes over 1 million a year
Officer craps n shits killed a baby
Peter:Omg this is so freaking epic
Donald trump: Hello peter welcome to fortnite
holy crap im in fortnite
A child that won shut the hell up.
My wallet-draining crap factory want's some Yeezy's
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an original curse word you say when you really mean something
N: Wow holy crapping fuck case, we just finished the movie, and there is no way I'm sleeping tonight!
Y: Hahahahahah nice cursing
N: Hahahaha I try to be original with my cursing
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When you wake up with the worst taste in your mouth after a night of heavy drinking and smoking.
After we were out partying all night, I woke up and that damn cat crapped in my mouth again.
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A man who performs anal intercourse on another man while having to urinate badly. Then instead of ejaculating , they just shoot piss.
Last night i was with another one of those piss-shooting crap-wranglers.... now i have to go to the eye doctor
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