When a cob of corn is used as a dildo
I gave my little brother an Iowa Dildo for his 10th birthday
when you use a corn on the cob, shucked or not, to penetrate a significant other
I used an iowa dildo on her and before you knew it she was popping out popcorn!
the person she goes to for emotional validation and support when her significant other is absent, has hurt her feelings, or has ended the relationship.
He keeps cheating on her, and I want to be supportive, but I'm just tired of being her emotional dildo.
When you freeze diarrhea in a silicone dildo tray and fuck yourself with it.
Alex: My ex stole my sex toys when he left so I had to make a diarrhea dildo last night.
Kyle: Can I use it after?
A person of any gender who prefers a dildo over a human penis.
Dang Randolph! Quit being such a Dildo-dipper and ask that guy out! You know he wants you!
A teething insult that one can bestow upon a fellow person, meaning to compare them to a filthy dildo only suitable to pleasure a dirty gutter.
"That guy wouldn't give me a refund!"
"Wow, what a gutter dildo."
When a dildo has become used too many times, aka the dick isn’t as hard as it used to be
“Kelly don’t use that one; it’s a dull dildo!”