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Of course it's dead. If it was alive it would be a dick.
He's dead as a dildo
When you are physically affection starved and lonely, but dont crave pragmatic sexual relief through sex toys because you have enough sex toys.
L: goooood i'm bored and lonely uuuuhgh
D: you know there's this great website that has a huge selection of dildos
L: No I dont need that. i'm not DILDO LONELY
NSFW Something that appears to be impressively effective, yet is completely ineffective.
Upon losing all credibility/power, he is considered now a Nerf Dildo.
An exact replica of Link's "Master Sword" for Zelda to use.
Zelda used her Master Dildo when Link was on an adventure.
A 12 inch solid dildo that when you turn on becomes the texture and squishyness of a gummy bear and dances around. It can become fat for your loose ass pussy or even fatter for your anal craving asshole.
Parent: what do you want for Christmas makayla
Makayla: I WANT A DESIGNER DANCING DILDO🍆🍭✏📏🍆
A dildo with nothing but balls
I bought a dickless dildo by an accident, now i really have no dick
When a dildo has become used too many times, aka the dick isn’t as hard as it used to be
“Kelly don’t use that one; it’s a dull dildo!”