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Salty octopus disease is a very rare illness seen in 0.01% of the population. Female sperm whales impaired with the disease tend to be salty and toxic, as well as, ugly and grotesque pedophiles. If you ever meet a sperm whale infected with this disease, be sure to contact the local aquarium for sick and mentally challenged sea creatures.
-" hey Commumoose, have you heard there is someone with salty octopus disese on the loose?"-
-"douchebag did you that Angelina is a salty sperm whale infected with salty octopus disease?"-
She was always disagreeing with me. I later found out she had Peter Griffin's disease.
-When a female is so Beautiful, intelligent, and confidence, she gives off bad bitch vibes.
-Away you can tell a female has Bad Bitch Disease is if you captivated by her existence.
How you know your effected by bad bitch disease are:
1. Uneasy feeling in lower Aldine
2. Wanting to talk to her
3. Ready to lock down a relationship with her
4. Ready to be her ride or die
-Damn, she has Bad Bitch Disease
Person 1-You heard about that nigga James, niggas Simpson and shit
Person 2-Yea there said she had Bad Bitch Disease
When a female is Beautiful, intelligent, confident that she gives off Bad Bitch Vibe!
How you now you encounter a bitch with Bad Bitch Disease is if you astounded with her mere existence
The effects given off by Bad Bitch Disease are:
-uneasy feeling in the admin
-An increase in heart rate
- really to hold down a relationship
-Wanting to be her ride or die
Person1- You heard what happened to James
Person2- Yea he’s all simpin and shit for this female, some say she has Bad Bitch Disease
A carbon-induced disease is a disease that is induced by carbon.
"Oh no, the carbon induced my carbon-induced disease" said Mary, suffering from carbon-induced disease.
Green Iron Disease, also sometimes referred to as Green Fever, is a fairly well known (among people affected by it), largely irreversible but nevertheless somewhat treatable condition in which an individual develops a passion and craving for surplus military hardware, most notably military vehicles. Symptoms of Green Iron Disease may include (but are not limited to) owning multiple military vehicles, generators, and the like, maxed-out credit cards, junk email from the government surplus auction web sites, = reduction in time spent with one's spouse because they're wrenching on trucks, irritated homeowner's associations and city code enforecement officers when one's backyard looks like a national guard unit, and complaining neighbors.
When the person experiences withdrawals from military vehicles or hardware, they may exhibit symptoms such as depression, and either avoiding fellow addicts or turning to them for help with managing their symptoms.
Although Green Iron Disease is believed to be incurable, its symptoms can be mitigated by ownership of one or more military vehicles, although as the disease grows the number of vehicles or items owned also proportionally increases. Withdrawals, usually caused by being forced to sell one's collection, can be mitigated by acquiring other military vehicles.
"Man, you've got the green iron disease! You're screwed! "
"The 12 step program for recovering addicts is simple for green iron disease: Buy more surplus military hardware!"
"I just sold my Deuce and a Half and I'm going through Green Iron Disease withdrawals!"
This may happen when your girl asks why you asked another girl for bps.
Kylie: "Why did you ask my Best Friend for bps?"
Brycen: " I have Slippery Finger Disease."