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The next level of being beyond drunk.
That bitch ain't just drunk, she's Melissa drunk!
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The action of getting drunk and hearing a song one would otherwise despise, logging on to iTunes and downloading it only to hate yourself the following day.
I heard this guy karaoke "Here Comes The Hotstepper" while I was at the bar last night so I went home and Drunk DL'd it. I had the confirmation email from iTunes today, what was I thinking?
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When you're woken up from a nap and your mental state of confusion resembles that of a drunken state.
When that crazy bitch tried to crawl into bed with me, I was too sleep drunk to say no.
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A state of absolute inebriation from the effects of alcohol. Stumbling and mumbling are just two characteristics of this state. Losing one's friends in a crowded place and having no recollection of where you are, how you got there or how you're getting home as you wander aimlessly in search of lord knows what also characterize this drunken state. Being ‘Tiesto Drunk’ makes one wish they were dead instead of this drunk, but is not to the potentially fatal point of having alcohol poisoning.
I have no recollection of the night I was'Tiesto Drunk' at the club. What a waste of money!
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a condition caused by consuming way too much alcohol in a night (i.e. getting a big handle of vodka and chugging half of it) being miguel drunk usually leads to doing terrible thing one would regret if they were sober such as peeing in your friends kitchen sink, humping the dog, flipping everything in the cabinets upside down, sitting in a chair on a balcony yelling at your friends who arent there for knocking over a chair that you knocked over with your leg, and making ridiculous drinks (all of which contain whipped cream and chocolate syrup) and food combinations (such as a waffle with butter, 6 inches of whipped cream, and lots and lots of chocolate syrup).
You were so Miguel drunk last night you called my dog a bear and then pretended to raped it for 20 minutes
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see Senatoer Edward M. Kennedy (AKA Ted)
Ted Kennedy was drunk driving when Mary Jo Kopechne drown after a party on Chappaquiddick Island.
His son U.S. Representative Patrick J. Kennedy has fallen close to the tree as well; see the May 2006 Capitol Hill accident.
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Matty Drunk is a state of intoxication from excessive binge drinking to the point of complete obliteration. The person who is "Matty Drunk" may dose off in bars/clubs/pubs/camping trips or curbs. The person may fall over several times on any given night. If you have nice shoes, hide them because a “Matty Drunk” could mistake them for his own and walk out of the party wearing YOUR SHOES!!! The person will most likly put more food on the ground then in his mouth. The person who is "Matty Drunk" may refer to the same few words over and over again such as "getter done, doosh bag, dooshee, and a little weird" even when it's not a "little weird" making the “Matty Drunk” “very weird”. The person may play an imaginary guitar called an "air guitar" several times in one night. The person who is "Matty Drunk" will become destructive and verbally abusive to bums, sergeants, people he does not know and maybe even you.
Matty Drunk says: "Hey dew I just broke my key off in my apartment building lobby door, I can't get inside now, oh man I am so Matty Drunk"
Lips(Ryan) replies: "yes, yes you are"
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