when your boyfriend says something that he shouldn't but doesn't understand how much a loser he made himself appear
my boyfriend jordan is a dumb fuck
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A term that is the opposite of smarticle assicle. It means you are a dumb ass.
(Please see "smarticle assicle")
At least he is not a dumb assicle
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A simple or reduce minded person to have attended the London school of economics.
Rinal is LSE-Dumb
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They can't all be gems folks. Cut me some slack....
Hym "Hahahahahahaha!!"
Iam "What?"
Hym "Did he get a genius grant for STEALING AND MONETIZING THE DUMB THOUGHTS!?!? HAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! He didn't even steal the brilliant ones!! Hahahahahahaha!!!"
Iam "PFFTTT BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OH SHIT! That's pretty good! Wow! That's actually hilarious!"
Hym "AAHAHAHAHAHA AHA AHA AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
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A complete fuckinβ moron, usually seen fucking around during geotech investigations, certifying shit fill and generally being a dooooouche. Often called Harry, massvely overuses the word βbuzzyβ and is likely an undercover homosexual.
Ohhh look! Itβs that dumb cunt Harry in the corner! Buzzy bro!
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When you throw up on the back of a girl's head while getting a blowjob and she sits up forming a mask like Dumb Donald from Fat Albert
That girl was so ugly; I ended up giving her a Dumb Donald last night.
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You get drunk in one night, you join e-harmony.com, loverplanet.com (complete Russian) then you sign up for a year subscription of live sex sex web cams.
You wake the next morning your credit is out. Oh shit. Do you want to throw 3 dollars.
E-Dumb Its true I was drunk, didn't get to pick up anything from the Bar did not want to go to bed. Some live cyber sex web cams, then e-eharmony, then loversplanet.com. Do you know how many Russian women contact me because if they get married it is free citizenship and no work visa.
The thing is I don't really want to throw it away because it cost me around $300.00 at the same it is an activity that takes time out of my life everyday.
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