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that's a load of bull dump if you think i'm gonna believe that!
a proper dump is when you take a crap and it's formed correctly. no anal mudslide, no liquor-scented diarrhea, no ass gremlins. no constipation, no screaming in pain as your asshole rips open from a week's worth of backed up rectal granite. no asshole in the other stall causing you to clench up while they try to converse with you, no sitting on a toilet soaked in some dickhead's piss, no boss hollering at you to quit looking at facebook on company time while you pinch off or time limits. no greasy composition that takes half a roll of toilet paper to remove from your anal hole, no splashing up crap-water all over your nut bag.
just a nice, painless, stinky loaf that drops in with a gentle splashdown, and quick, clean wipe, leaving you satisfied and ready to continue your day.
i just took a proper dump and man, i feel great.
It is slag for "may I have change please?"
Skittle Dumping is a way to ask for change
An old lady at a cash register:
Clerk- That'll be $28.75.
Mildred- Can I have my skittles dumped?
Clerk- Sure. Here's $1.25 back. Have a great day
When you have to take a shit so massive you take your shirt off in preparation of the upcoming struggle. So you dump while looking like a sumo wrestler.
I had tacos late last night with so much hot sauce i had to sumo dump when i woke up.
When somebody opens their asshole and another person shits in it, they may pass the shit back and forth.
"Can you hold this for me? "
"You mean like dump trucking?
Spreading your ass cheeks upon one’s head while taking a shit in smearing it across the front of the head in the form of a toupee
I spread my ass cheeks and gave her a huge Trump Dump. It was awesome, she loved it.
The act of immediately bathing after taking a dump. This can be done out of convenience (getting ready in the morning as part of a normal routine) or necessity (little to no toilet paper or just a plain messy dump).
If the shower is initiated before the dump it can also serve to mask common noises heard during the act including, but not limited to grunting, squeaking, banging, moaning, plopping, and echoes.
The term rolling is figurative and not literal. There have been no known cases of an individual physically rolling from the toilet into the shower.
"After downing 2 bowls of my mom's chili, I knew Alex was going in for a rolling dump because the shower started right after he sprinted into the bathroom"