When a man takes a strap on and wears it to get both holes in one go
"Did y'all do anything freaky"
" yeah i double dylaned her"
The one person who is just perfect in every way!
He is better at everything you do!
That man has Dylan Murphy sized head.
That girl is a Dylan Murphy.
dylan is a mythical creature created by the roman gods. One day the mighty beast appeared at midnight and neally destroyed tokyo from bending over to destroy a building he unraveled the true beast inside him known as the kracken. when the kracken was summond from the black hole of dylans anus it wipped out half the continent and then it vanshied ,no one knows if the beast will ever return.
the myth known as "DYLAN SPEAKMAN"
The absolute supreme power in the universe. His bush camping skills are second to none
OMG IT'S DYLAN DUNKLEY !
HAVE MY BABIES
Has a fetish of hitting the ball towards their own goal. A carried rocket league player who passes to the other team.
He just passed it to them. What a Dylan Deluxo
Dylan is a good friend who gets beaten up the most, he has an older nerdy brother and has sex with him every weekend, he has some dodgy friends but doesn't get into it. Dylan doesn't look gay but he's the gayest sex guru alive , his dream is to meet James Charles and give him a blow job.
"Wow That Dylan Smart is one gay fucker, in more ways than one"