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Ed Sheeran

A generic singer who makes bland, overplayed songs designed for the lowest denominator music listeners. Aka, normies. Also, somehow thinks he's a master guitarist.

Alex: What's your favorite song?

Sophia: Bad Habits - Ed Sheeran.

Alex: Ew that song sucks, listen to good music like Justin Timberlake and Bruno Mars. Normie!

by Raspberry Necessary 35 April 3, 2022


Ed Sheeran

the hottest person on planet earth and the only acceptable ginger.

You dont like ed sheeran?
"i will come murder your entire family you little shit."

by blablashart May 18, 2022


Mister Ed

A dude (or dudette), while going down on a chick blows, making the sound of a horse braying, resulting in a queef.

"Dude, I gave Ellen a Mister Ed and she made me sleep on the couch for a week!"

by Kean Bean February 23, 2010


Ed Platinums

An abbreviation of the beer, Tooheys Extra Dry Platinums.

What did you drink last night?

Shared a carton of ed platinums with a mate, got shit faced.

by 95tzy July 28, 2009


Fat Ed

Fat Ed is the largest man in the universe. Everyone fucks his Mom very violently and don’t forget, he’s dangerous and very, very fat.

LOOK OUT! ITS FAT ED COMING TO EAT ALL THE FOOD!

by g59PLÄGUEg59 December 27, 2021


Corona Ed

Corona Ed is a guy who's got a heart of gold but gets treated like shit by females , he's always told it's not his fault. He gets the"it's not you, it's me" Everytime a girl cheats and leaves him. he's the life of the party, his signature move is sliding down stairs with a frozen burrito in his mouth while intoxicated. He a best friend every guy wants to have. Awesome Wingman. Always takes one for the team.

That Travis is a Real Corona Ed, did you see him slide down the stairs with that burrito in his mouth?

by Corona ed July 7, 2022


Day of Ed

A special day when the fb communities best fingerboarders releases epic fingerboarding edits 😎

Day of ed is always on a Sunday

Happy day of Ed

by PlentyshitZ May 11, 2023