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a. Your face's automatic fall back for when something so stupid or annoying occurs, that you can't possibly roll your eyes fast enough to express your intense feelings of dislike
b. The closest thing a human being can get to a physical statement of Do not want!
c. The facial expression originating from the "Legend of Excalibur" filler episodes within the anime Soul Eater where the character Excalibur causes others such an annoyance that their faces prune into an Excalibur Face.
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Excalibur: ...And that concludes the list of my 1,000 provisions
BlackStar and Kid: *Excalibur Face*
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Brotato: God damnit! I know my joke sucked but you don't have to pull out an Excalibur Face on me!
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Dude: Hey Guy, go to Google Images and search Rule 34, followed by the name of your favorite cartoon!
Guy: Wats Rule 34?...
Dude: Just hurry up and do it!
Guy: Kay..............*Excalibur Face*.......DOES NOT WANT!!
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Face smashing is so much fun. I wish I could face smash all day.
That stupid open-mouthed look that people have on their face when they're surprised or shocked.
Look at that dumb broad standing in the corner looking dick faced.
The female teabag: When a girl squats over someone and puts her cunt lips right over your face.
Doesn't happen very often, only the nastiest chicks will face drape, and its always better if their snatch is hairy and rank like tuna.
Will also happen in video games after a chick frags you, and to add insult face drapes your dead body, as in Call of Duty.
Damm Dude! The chick totally face draped you! Nasty
When an individual approaches their victim, with a pint of beer and proceeds to chug the entire pint in a very close proximity to their face. If the victim is a friend, grabbing their shoulder and bringing them even closer to oneself while chugging is acceptable.
Joey: "Have you ever been drank in the face?"
Tom: "No..."
--Joey proceeds to chug a beer very close to Tom's face--
Joey: "You just got drank in the face!"
giving blowjobs (i.e., a good way to slim down yr face)
Man, I feel chubs - I should really do some face exercises. My boyfriend will be stoked!
Face Panties are the protective masks which cover the nose and mouth that are currently being worn by millions to assist in protecting themselves against exposure to COVID-19.
Sam, you can't go into that grocery store until you put your face panties on.