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Grow a pair of flaps

Telling someone to gather the confidence and strength to do something scary.

To have the strength and confidence of a vagina as opposed to ‘balls’ which are notoriously weak and sensitive.

To a friend: “come on, I know you’re freaking out about this but you’ve just got to grow a pair of flaps

by Reddish June 1, 2021

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pack up your flaps

To give suggestion that now might be a good time to start to make preparations for removing themselves from their current surroundings.

To advise some one to leave.

Since Timothy was unhappy with the look of his mail order bride, he told that bitch to “Pack up your flaps and go back to Russia.”

by liquid explosion October 22, 2005

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windy flaps o zwirnor

large dangling beef curtains which sway in even the slightest breeze, generally encrusted and smelling of fish.

Christ that fat lass has the windy flaps o zwirnor

by Most of the Scottish Regiments May 7, 2008

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Sloppy Finger Shit Flap

When one needs to poop, but cannot reach the facilities, themselves or their partner covers up the hole with a finger, hand or any other body part.

Oh damnit!!! There's not a bathroom in miles! Someone give me a Sloppy Finger Shit Flap!

by Mr. Bigbird July 12, 2011

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Flapping your soup coolers

Yammering on about nonsense, oblivious to anything else.

I've been waiting for over an hour while you were flapping your soup coolers with your sister!

by Mentjm June 10, 2016


Holy Flapping Ass Cheeks!

1. Shear extreme surprise.

2. The flapping of a holy ones ass cheeks, such as the pope.

3. When something so crazy happens that Jesus applauds you with his ass cheeks.

-A ass ninja flys out of nowhere briefly and then disappears into the shadows.-

Justin: Holy flapping ass cheeks! Did you see that ass ninja!

Matt: ....... -Slaps Justin for shear stupidity and then quickly disappears just like the ass ninja-

Justin: -After realizing that Matt was the ass ninja- Holy flapping ass cheeks!

by Mirthmanx December 15, 2010

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West Virginia flap jack

Slapping the foreskin of your flaccid penis against your boyfriend's lips.

The West Virginia flap jack Brian got was just an appetizer for the gay feast that followed.

by El Conquistador July 13, 2017