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The English game created by British people to be called football NOT soccer, Americans get listening
Football was created by England
Football is a sport (no sh!t Sherlock)
It’s the best and most entertaining sport EVER
and the best player in football is Lionel Messi
Guy 1: hey wanna play football?
Guy 2: sure
Guy 1: 🏈
Guy2: THIS ISNT FOOTBALL LAD THIS IS ⚽️ B!TCH
Woosers kicking a ball around then kissing eachother
You should not need to use the word football ever again now you know the definition.
Football is when you think you have appendicitis but you actually have testicular cancer so you shove you foot up your balls.
the sport where you kick a ball and pretend to D I E when someone touches you're ear
football player 1: (touches ear)
football player 2: (drops to the ground and pretends he got ran over) AAAHHHH MY EVERYTHING!!!
football player 1: wtf?
referee: that's not a fault
football team 2 fans: WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S TOTALLY A FAULT!!!!!