A polite way of calling someone a piece of shit.
"I wasn't talking at you fudge burger"
When hitting a girl from behind, you get shit dick and she then proceeds to lick the feces off your genitals.
I heard one guy got shit dick and gave a girl a T-County Fudge Pop.
A silly person that's done something stupid
I put my phone in the fridge and tried to call you on the milk, I'm such a fudge cake.
A homiesexual state of being so extreme it transcends norms to a criminal degree
“You ever talk to John David?”
“Yeah, He’s such a total fudge felon”
It's when you pull your dick out of a bitch's ass and you got a snag of shit on your dick and then you Wacker right in the center of the forehead and the mark it leaves is what's called a fudge glob.
"Look at that awesome tattoo Jess has on her on her forehead! " "No, that's not a tattoo she got fudge globbed"!
The act of putting ice in your butt to keep you awake while driving
I have a long ride ahead of me. I sure could use an Alaskan fudge-sicle right about now...
were one dips finger nail or tonail in shit and eats it
Nail Fudge