I got grapes

A phrase that one says to someone. meaning you have Extremely potent weed.

Gules: Aye man i got grapes!!!!!!
Daniel: SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!

38👍 41👎

got cum mustache?

when a girl is finishing sucking on the johnson...the man pulls out and sprays a fine line of semen all over the mouth of the women in the style of the got milk commercials.

u got a nice got cum mustache? there.

15👍 12👎

I got no iPhone

No it is not from fnf you uncultured swines

Yooooo I got no iPhone from fnf is good

Fuck off

3👍 1👎

got the lead out

1. Got the lead out is an old expression that means that a person (or group of people) hurried up., as if they had lead in their pants, pulled the lead out so they could run faster or whatever... and finally hurried up.

2. Once the runner got the lead out he went up from last place to third place. Like he was running for his life. What a comeback, it was AMAZING!

4👍 1👎

He Got Shot!

When you introduce someone to Jackson C. Frank you must introduce them to this phenomenal fact! He got shot!

Person 1: Yo, listen to this boppin' blues.

Person 2: Who is that?

Person 1: Jackson Frank. He got shot!

Person 2: No fuckin' way, really? What a loser.

3👍 1👎

Josiah got a fatty

Josiah Rodriguez got a fat butt that people like smacking

Steven: have u seen Josiah?
Aiden: Josiah got a FAttyy
Burak: JOSIAHH GOT A FATTTYYY.

9👍 1👎

She's got cats

1: insider code giving another guy a warning about a female, more specifically about her propensity to be a crazy cat lady

2: cautionary statement about a female who is less dateable than advertised due to a prolonged stretch of romantic inactivity (which leads to clinginess)

Also note that x increases with a particular girl's level of insanity, and can thus be used as a measure of how much caution should be warranted in attempting to approach her.

John: "Sarah seems pretty cute. What's her story?"
Dave: "Dude, she's got cats."
John: "Tough. How many are we talking about?"
Dave: "At least 6, maybe 7..."
John: "So, like back away slowly then run for the door?"
Dave: "Exactly"

OR

John: "Amanda seems pretty cute. What's happening there?"
Dave: "She's got cats."
John: "How many?"
Dave: "Only a couple."
John: "I can work with that..."

3👍 2👎