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I went to the store today and bought Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.
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going to be the best game ever when it comes out.
Girl: "Im bored, can I give you heads."
Me: "You slut, I am playing Grand Theft Auto San Andreas right now, after I have beaten then you can, I promise."
Girl: "ok."
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Unlike the other people who give definitions for this game, who give wrong information or none at all, this is what its about. You play Carl Johnson(CJ), who returns to the state of San Andreas after 5 years in Liberty City. To make a long story short, CJ and his brother are betrayed by Smoke and Ryder, and CJ rescues his brother from jail and gets revenge on everyone...While doing TONS of other things and meeting TONS of other people.
The State of San Andreas has 3 cities;Los Santos,(Los Angeles)San Fierro,(San Francisco)and Las Venturas(Las Vegas).
In this game you are able to do tons more stuff than before; like lift weights, buy clothes, get tatoos, get hair cuts, gamble, and do tons of other stuff that would take all day to list. But they also made it gay by forcing you to eat or else youll starve.
AND FINALLY!!!!, You can swim instead of drowning upon contact with water!
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas is great, but its fun to go back and play GTAIII and GTA Vice City as well.
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A place in Michigan to get great head from some dork named Bill. He loves the cock.
Some dude: I'm taking a trip to Michigan...know any good tings to do
Other dude: Oh yah! get yourself a Grand Rapids Blow Job!
Some dude: ohhh, sounds pleasant ;-)
Other dude: Yah, Bill loves teh cock.
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A school where drug addicts and assholes go. This school is made for people who have no respect for themselves, and who like to fight everyone they look at. The girls at this school, wear clown makeup and look like little hoes. And the guys are douchebags who can't rap, or have any talent! Beware of the gauchos. They are complete dicks.
"Who the hell would go to Casa Grande High School?"
"Only people who like to make a fool out of themselves and bully others!"
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best game on PS2 i've ever played!
hijackings, killings,shootings,stealings,smuggling
I did ya wife...ya poor bastard!
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What comes out of you when you get a grand rapids blow job. Not the most quality of ejaculations, but well worth it. After all, Bill loves the cock.
Dude #1: Good god, i just made a 10 gallon drum of the Grand Rapids White Sauce.
Dude #2: Im surprised you even got it up dude!
Dude #1: Yah, i closed my eyes and pretended it was my dog giving me head instead of that Bill guy......
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