when you wipe your butt hole and the hairs have shit on them and shit gets on your hand
wow angus has a hairy butt hole
A girl who`s Vagina is so loose she can fit almost anything in there.
"Lets go upstairs and have sex Ashley"
"Alright lets go"
"Just to warn you I have a Very loose vagina. Its like a Hairy Tunnel I can fit a lot of things in there."
A pokemon go player who straps his iPhone to his wrist then spanks the mankey until it evolves.
Man that guys mankey is so strong bet he's just a hairy turncul trainer
When an uncircumcised man puts his pubic hair inside of his foreskin or another uncircumcised man
Yo u wanna do some hairy docking tonight? Can’t I just shaved
A girls vagina that is very hairy ,unshaven. Also she has a dirty snatch that smells fishy.
Wow that girl I was with last night had a serious case of( hairy tuna).
A micropenis surrounded by a forest of pubes
"She immediately kicked me out when she saw my hairy cretin"
Boat guy that plays in waters off the Baja coast....not to smart but smart enough to make a pirate grin and the ladies flash their teeth.
The hairy tate sang a sea tune and drank his tequila in a large shot glass.