you must have ebola

This is a very famous quote from UgandanKnucles (Ugandan Knuckles) who wants to find DaWae(Da Wae)

Ugandan Knuckles: Do you knoe da wae to da queen? (DaQueen)
Hater: Nu
Ugandan Knuckles: .o. You must have Ebola

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Have it your way

If a partner has a bangin body but a ugly face this problem must be fixed. So take them to a cheap lunch at MCcdonalds...put the bag over there head..have at it - get some...."Have it your way"

Person 1: Awe nigga you should see dis hoe but she got a butta face.

Person 2: ahh man thats a problem that can be fixed. Take her to Mcdonalds, put the bag over her head and have it your way.

(Or if ya man gota hott body wit a ugly face)

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Do gingers have souls?

As a ginger myself I can confirm we do not have souls.

Do gingers have souls?
No gingers don’t have souls

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I have a philosophical question

A preface to some form of obscenity.

"I have a philosophical question... is autofellatio gayer than masturbation?"

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The tables have turned darkness

When you go for a side and charlie murphy comes at yo ass with a front and security must be called. When they arrive the tables have turned darkness.

The tables have turned darkness!

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Do you are have stupid?

this is the ultimate trap card you can use when someone's being a bitch

my mom: do your chores
me: do you are have stupid?
my mom: what?

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i have a bridge for you

It means that you're gullible (in the sense that you're not city-slick), and the bridge in the phrase refers to the Brooklyn Bridge. If you believe that I will sell the Brooklyn bridge to you because you would go for it and think it's a bargain.

Georgia replied, "Snoball, if you believe that I have a bridge for you."

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