human bean

A person who is addicted to beans and more specificly jelly beans.

I'm turning into a human bean - I had 4 packets of jelly beans yesterday.

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sub-human

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Hey there goes the sub-human right now, what a jackass.

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human mattress

An act performed usually by two female strippers, with an observer. The observer lays on the floor, then the first stripper lays face up on the observers chest so that his head is pretty much between her legs. The 2nd stripper then lays face down 69 style on top and proceeds to perform cunnilingus on the first stripper while the observer gets an up-close view.

Brad must have loved his bachelor party, those strippers gave him a human mattress

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human torch

A flaming queeny bastard fag. A gayfer who walks as if a giant rubber dong has been shoved deep into his nether regions where it still resides. (See also Johnny Storm)

Holy shit man, look at that queer ass bastard over there. He must be a human fucking torch!

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human shield

some who is not a american redneck retard ,someone who stands up for the rights when they are oppressed and who belives in wht they are fighting for other than a homophobic war mongering piece of shit

look at the human shield stopping the russian tanks in hungary

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Human mannequin

Huening Bahiyyih Jaleh one of the most promising 4th gen idol, quoted by the kmedia as a "human mannequin" that she needs no corrections and even her hair dances.

Bahiyyih/princess hiyyih/hyuba/jaleh is a human mannequin, she shines not just because of her astonishing talent but because of her top-tier visuals, perfect body proportions, and how elegant she is without even trying. She is the moment.

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Human Error

An error which is caused by human mistakes (usually French people)

Shit I made a mistake, this human error will be why we die :( I prolly made this mistake because I'm French :/ Oui oui baguette croissant

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