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Hooker's ear is an infection of the outer ear structures. It typically occurs in prostitutes. The cause of the infection is an above normal amount of seminal fluid being trapped in the ear canal. When too much seminal fluid is trapped in the ear canal, bacteria that normally inhabit the skin and ear canal multiply rapidly, causing infection and irritation of the ear canal. If the infection progresses it may involve the outer ear.
Jim "What is all that yellow bubbling goo flowing out of that my mom's ear? That's gross."
Tom "Oh, that's the worst case of hookers ear I've ever seen. Jim, tell your mom I'm sorry."
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When a woman rubs her nipples deep into your ear. It is a surprising event which you never knew you would ever enjoy.
"Dude, that bird raped my ears with her nipples!"
"No way! You just got a Clement ear cake! "
The phrase referring hearing loud noise(s), meaning more than one noise. Used when hearing something rambunctiously annoying and irradiating. Only used when the sound is obviously heard; everyone hears.
“Jessica’s singing is hears to my ears!”
when a guy jizzes in a girls ear, then rubs it all around in her ear with his dick.
mrs. figgy was having hearing problems so i gave the bitch an ear cream pie but it didnt help her at all so i spongebobed her and knocked out her teeth with the sponge which she ate instantly upon waking up.
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The rule in which any male wears an earring in his right ear is deemed 'gay' or 'homosexual'. If they have one in their left ear too, they are not gay, but more expressing their feminine side
Jimmy: Hey dude, you think that Carl follows the Right Earring Rule?
Johnny: Of course not! He only has a piercing in his right ear, he is so totally gay.
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When a someone stic ktheir toung into their partners ears and nibbles the lobe, cartalige, and tounges the inside. Sounds nasty, but it drives people freaking crazy. BOYS CAN ORGASM OFF THIS
I totally didnt know Mike liked it so much when i hate out his hear. It started moaning and shit.
Yeah, my girls loves ear eating out. She started sdhaking once. I just wished she'd clean it out a bit more.
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To strike someone on one or both thier ears with the flat of your palm,this totally destroys thier balance and usually destroys their eardrums if done right.
The mugger attacked me and I boxed his ears sending him down to the street.
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