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When you don't use the Internet for at least 3 days.
A: Where's C?
B:He's at the internet cafe since 4:00.
A:What happened to him?
B:C suffered Internet Starvation for 1 whole month.
A: :(
Someone who does nothing but uses the internet all day and consumes content is never satisfied and never contributes.
Man grow a brain and stop being such an internet Zombie!
1.Looking for information about someone online
2.Looking up on the internet random things in hopes that you might find something cool or weird.
friend 1: dude guess what?
friend 2: what?
friend 1: so I was internet digging yesterday and found a random public google drive folder filled 342 images of literal hotdogs.
That ineffable boredom that overcomes one when surfing on the fastest Internet connection on Earth .... and there's still nothing worth looking at.
God! I should have gone out tonight, THERE'S NOTHING ON THE INTERNET!!!
A small pixie that hacks your internet a.k.a. Moms
Hey mom your such a internet fairy
Posting everything about you and the things you do on social media.
(ex: personal issues, where you are, what you’re doing, etc)
Jack: “she posts everything on social media”
Mathew: “yeah, she’s internet made”
The case of where you have something really great that you want to search because it could mean a huge impact on something, or do something big, e.g. change the world, make a new internet meme, etc. but as soon as you try to, you instantly blank-out, and forget. This is really annoying.
I had such a bad case of Internet Forgotten that between the home page and the search page, I forgot what I was going to search for.